sell music on ANYTHING!

it used to be that the only way to sell music was on completely useless crap. like weird tape, or dumb plastic discs, or even clunkier vinyl discs. whatever it was, it was something that served absolutely no other utilitarian or aesthetic purpose than simply to host music. then, of course, digital media came along and liberated music from this contrived confinement, and everyone (not employed by a record label) was overjoyed that now you no longer had to sell music on SOMETHING. but i think the really cool part of this liberation from the tape and discs is that now you can sell music on ANYTHING.

dropcards has the right idea, to start:

1. Upload:
Sign up for a Dropcards account and upload your digital media. Create a Dropcards profile or place a redemption widget right on your own website.
2. Design:
Upload your card artwork and we’ll print and ship you high quality plastic download cards with a unique Access Code on the back along with the URL where the card holder can redeem the card.
3. Distribute:
Sell or distribute your cards! The card holder will log on to your website and enter their card’s Access Code to download your media successfully bridging the gap between the physical and digital world.

and while this option is super primed to take full advantage of physical-world impulse buy potential, ultimately it’s still just selling music on an otherwise pretty much useless piece of plastic.

so then, just this week in fact, dropcards introduced “dropdrives”:

Committed to finding creative physical solutions to the distribution of digital media, Dropcards, the leader in digital download cards is proud to introduce our new line of custom branded and pre-loaded high speed USB drives.

Dropdrives can be imprinted with any artist or company logo and pre-loaded with music, video, anything! We are rolling out our new line with twelve different shapes, 64mb up to 2GB of storage space and cool options such as auto-run and data lock with many more features to come.”

definitely much more useful, and would be way cool, had i not already seen a way WAY cooler application of the concept:

 

Illuminated 1GB Crystal Key

USB 2.0 Flash Drive

  • Move, share and store your music, videos and files
  • High Speed, USB 2.0 connection
  • Wearable, comes with leather necklace cord
  • Glows when you plug it in

Pre-loaded with :

Chapter 01

and while we’ve all got our “finding creative physical solutions to the distribution of digital media” hats on, the LA Times reports that Taser has come up with THIS accompanying fashion accessory:

Play your favorite songs while on the go, with this combination TASER C2 Holster and easy-to-use music player. Carry your TASER C2 and music in one convenient case. The 1 GB TASER MPH Holster offers you both security and music while on the go.

ooooookay….. well, while “mixing music with security” is super sketch, at least it illustrates my point: you can now sell music on ANYTHING!

it doesn’t even have to be on technology. dropcards happens to offer the option of slapping that access code onto a plastic card, but… we can put number sequences on pretty much anything:

My barcode

if you’re a musician i’d say it might be time to reconsider your whole concept of “merch.”

and if you’re a brand i’d say you just developed the opportunity to become a distributor of digital content. of course, i trust you’re not thinking about it as an additional revenue source, right? but as a way to add credibility to your brand by connecting your consumers with their favorite artists? good thinkin’.

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the music industry: destruction/creation

you know, i didn’t even used to care about the music industry. i could vibe on its culturallyrelevant aspects, but the industry of the music industry was never all that interesting to me. it was always just this thing…over there. somewhere else. the concert industry, which i have been involved with for a while, is a whole different beast all unto itself, focused on selling a physical experience of music rather than a digital recording of it–and things like this used to be very clear-cut. or, perhaps much like the distinction between culture and marketing, used to seem very clear-cut.

and while there’s nothing like going over to the other side and working with musicians to make you discover you’re suddenly all kinds of interested in what’s going on in the music biz, perhaps this too is just a symptom of its current condition: because the gates of the music industry have been busted open, and its implications become so much more far-reaching, the music industry has, in fact, ended up being relevant to more people than ever before.

so who knows? perhaps it’s ended up being relevant to you too, and if it has, i recommend the following two articles, which came out this week, within a day of one another, incidentally:

1. MTV’s The Year The Music Industry Broke
in which MTV rejoices in the destruction of the music industry with the incongruous glee of a rotisserie store rejoicing over mad cow disease.

2. WIRED’s David Byrne’s Survival Strategies for Emerging Artists — and Megastars
in which we explore opportunities for innovation, and perhaps ponder the nuances of personality-types which would rejoice in destruction vs. creation.

    



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does your music have a stock symbol?

If you ain’t never been to the ghetto
Don’t ever come to the ghetto
‘Cause you wouldn’t understand the ghetto
~ Naughty By Nature, “Ghetto Bastard

used to be that if you were a musician the only way you could get ANY kind of significant distribution for your music was through a record label. cassettes and cds made it easier, but you were still at the mercy of the bureaucratic limits of physical distribution, and the price-tag for quality production was still insurmountable for most independent artists. when judged by the standard of the pro-quality sound and behemoth distribution bestowed upon label-produced music, independent options didn’t really compare.

(to make a long story short, i’m gonna skip over the way that punk and underground hiphop have functioned for the past several decades for the moment, and just flash forward to:) and then the internet came along, and all of that changed. not only could any dedicated producer get the pro music production software he (or she) needed for relatively cheap (or, you know, free), but the barriers for distribution got plowed down. you, as an unsigned, independent music producer–if you’re particularly talented–are now completely capable of producing music that sounds just as good as anything a label could create, and–if you’re particularly clever–that is disseminated damn fiercely.

and while all kinds of independent options were springing up like mushrooms after the online rain, and while tower records announced it was going out of business in october of 2006, just a month after wired’s “the rebirth of music” issue pointed out that the “music” industry had become simply the “plastic disc” industry, what also happened was that the music industry became a publicly traded industry.

you ever think about that?

that the major culture creation industry answers to shareholders every quarter–and i mean, ALL of it, not just the labels, the live concert promotion industry too–what that all means?

every business wants to make a profit, but when wall-street gets all up in this piece, it’s all just about making sure that stock is going up every quarter, and that means you can’t take long-range risks. a mainstream venue is no longer just a building, it’s an investment bank, and every band is valuated on their prior ticket sales track record. if you were paying attention, you noticed that in the course of this paragraph your saturday night concert ticket just became about that wallstreet stock ticker.

it’s a bit weird, huh?

there’s a lot of complaining that goes on about this situation, but personally, i think this is the best thing that could have ever happened as far as subcultures go.

since artists can now completely bypass labels and still grow a fanbase, this means that it’s possible for an act to be selling out underground parties from vancouver to san diego, and the publicly-traded music industry wouldn’t even KNOW they exist. it just became that much easier for communities to grow around music that has completely flown below the mainstream biz’s radar. and not just grow, but flourish. and then all of a sudden there’s a need for booking agents, managers, venues, labels, and of course, marketers too. all of it. the underground becomes a whole economy unto itself.

not that underground music is anything new by any means, but i think the degree to which this non-publicly traded music is now able to spread, and the extent to which the “underground economy” has the opportunity to expand, is completely unprecedented. by underground economy i don’t mean an illegal black market, i mean simply the economy that develops around independent culture creation. this isn’t people playing make-believe, waiting around, hoping to be “given a shot” by the majors. these are legitimate livelihoods, these are unmistakably careers, and what’s facilitating them shows no signs of slowing down.

over the course of the past year i’ve personally watched the mainstream and an underground start to collide on a business level, and i’ve been simultaneously in a front row seat on both sides of the battle line. i’ve seen major concert promoters cluelessly offer artists a tenth of what they easily command in their underground economy because they had no idea they were worth that much. i’ve seen underground producers get offered laughable deals that came from people thinking they are doing them some kind of favor. and i’m not even trying to be clever when i say that it just doesn’t seem to occur to them that musicians not represented by some kind publicly-traded entity would have anything better to do with their time. time is money everywhere, and money isn’t any less green in the underground economy, you know.

the whole thing reminds me of an eddie izzard routine about how england conquered the world with “the cunning use of flags.”

“That’s how you build an empire. Sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in. ‘I claim India for Britain.’

And they’re going, ‘You can’t claim us. We live here! There’s 500 million of us.’

Do you have a flag?

‘We don’t need a bloody flag, this is our country, you… bastard!’

No flag, no country. You can’t have one. That’s the rules…that…. I’ve just made up! ”

except the underground, now more than ever, very much does have a claim to its territory on the cultural landscape. and while the music industry continues to cut costs on its own product like it’s disposable, to the rest of the consumer goods industry underground culture is becoming an indispensable marketing tool.

a couple of months ago the wall street journal wrote:

At Nike, the drive to recruit under-the-radar influencers is on the rise and a key part of the company’s strategy.

Mr. Parker (Nike’s CEO) sees the challenge thusly: “The question is, how do you not let your size become a disadvantage? How do you keep an edge, a crispness, a relevance?”

Though far from mainstream, Mr. Cartoon rivals Nike’s high-profile jocks for influence among a certain crowd that is young, Latino and hip-hop. His ink-on-flesh flourishes are popular with rappers like Eminem and 50 Cent. Born Mark Machado, Mr. Cartoon has also written comic-book style graphic novels and created a brand called Joker to sell T-shirts and baseball caps with his designs. Nike’s Mr. Parker, who met Mr. Cartoon several years ago, calls him an “aesthetic influence and a friend.”

In addition to Mr. Cartoon, Mr. Parker has fostered Nike collaborations with a New York graffiti artist named Lenny Futura, the industrial designer Marc Newson and a pair of twin Brazilian muralists known as Os Gêmeos.

Following his own instincts, Mr. Parker has moved to aggressively link Nike with those who can help maintain the company’s standing among what he calls the “influencers of influencers.”

“I have a personal interest in popular culture and the influence of culture on the consumer landscape,” says Mr. Parker.

funny…didn’t that used to be what the music industry used to be interested in? i could have sworn….

so the music industry stopped being about culture and became about product, and the product industry became about culture. major labels started treating underground artists like they were doing them a favor by even deigning to acknowledge their existence while major brands have started seeking to develop partnerships with them. well, i didn’t just make up these rules, but it sure does seem to have gotten all turned around, doesn’t it?

    



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user generated promotion

i keep being pressed to come up with alternatives for the word “viral.” since people are supposed to stop saying it, what are they supposed to say in its place, right? (virus-like? virusy? air-borne?)

the point here isn’t really about how to refer to the germ so much as it is identifying that contagion spreads through sneezing. and myspace bulletins don’t just magically repost themselves. they require people to take an action. (gazoonheit).

hence the phrase i keep coming back to is “user generated promotion.”

if you made it past the word “generated” without immediately assuming the inevitable next syllables sounded like “content”…. word!

some people seem to get stuck, and think the last word can only ever be content. (but not you. you totally got it.)

so to mark the release of boreta‘s new single here’s some viral content.

NOTE: everything below the doohiky is part of a “viral campaign” HERE.

ALSO NOTE: you’ll probably want to have some kind protective gear on when listening to bubblin’. it’s that good.

BORETA
“BUBBLIN’ IN THE CUT / LOBEGRINDER”

Digital SingleRelease Date: December 4, 2007
Catalog: GMU-002
Label: Glitch Mob Unlimited / Alpha Pup

 

* Last week, “Bubblin’ In The Cut / Lobegrinder” was the #2 Most Added Record to CMJ Hip-Hop and the #4 Most Added to CMJ RPM (Electronic) Charts
* Boreta’s first release on Glitch Mob Unlimited
* If you’re feeling edIT and Ooah, you will LOVE these tracks!

 

Cop it now on iTunes and Addictech

 

Special Note: This release is the second in an infinite series of digital-only singles on the newly-minted Glitch Mob Unlimited label. And now, more than ever, we need your HELP in getting the word out. So if you’ve been slayed by the Glitch Mob, we humbly ask that you repost this bulletin. Easily copy-and-paste the code from: alphapupdigital.com/boreta.html

    



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whatever, internet

cut it out, internet.

everyday there’s some kind of new technology hoopla vying for my attention with the sordid insidiousness of a tabloid magazine at the checkout counter. and i don’t even buy that shit, but for some reason i can never resist trying to get the latest download on what’s going on in brad and angelina’s relationship while i’m waiting to ring up my groceries.

like this crazy story about a 17 year old girl from a working-class chicago suburb with no business background or any kind of investment backing accidentally striking it rich with her site that creates custom myspace layouts: www.whateverlife.com. (i feel like i may as well be reading about the state of britney’s deteriorating mental health.)

or getting sent links to stuff like dapper.net–which i don’t even understand what the hell it means half the time and that just fills me with this kind anxiety that’s on par with the dread of an “orange”national security alert. (are you feeling it yet?)

at least a friend of mine explained to me what this means: http://code.google.com/apis/opensocial

translation: “FACEBOOK = SCARY”

but that, of course, just begs the question: why is google so scared? what’s facebook really trying to do?

it’s like lindsey lohan. it’s insidious. it’s a giant nebula of crowd-sourced user-generated conspiratorial terror. i don’t want to think about the internet anymore. i’m over it. i just want a break.

though you really just can’t help but wonder what the hell a 15 billion dollar valuation means exactly.

crap!

i’m doing that thinking about the internet thing again.

fucking QUIT IT, internet. i don’t even care about this defeating, demoralizing tabloid trashstuff.

this is why i try to stay on the people side. with humans it might take like millennia to create any kind of significant change. it’s like…. all you have to do is look backwards at a relatively finite amount of information. (we may be discovering more of it as we go along, but it’s not like more of it’s being created.) so you just figure that stuff out, and you’re good to go. the basic programming idea behind the way we think, why want what we want, why we buy what we buy, why we behave the way we do, it’s all right there….. it’s like a swiss watch. it’s complicated, but you’re not expected to put it together differently every morning.

the internet, however is a different story. makes you want to just stick your fingers in your ears and go “lalalalala” (it’s working out well for the music industry, i hear).

ugh….

the whole thing’s just a big ol’ mess.

the post about the whateverlife.com story says:

The name came to Ashley in a moment of frustration. After losing a video game to [her friend] Bre, she dropped the controller and blurted out, “Whatever, life.” She liked it instantly. She thought it would be a great name for a Web site.

well…..

at least i’m not the only one tired of this stuff. even fifty’s got technolofatigue:

    



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