completely hilarious!
it actually made me want to buy dr. bronner’s soap! and i NEVER wanted to buy it before, cuz the packaging is so personality-less, and spouts those weird quasi-culty hippie messages.
but hey, anything punk-rock endorsed can’t possibly be as hippie as i thought, right? and their great sense of humor totally absolves them of their merchandising sins as far as i’m concerned.
they had me at: “driving while weird.”
i’m absolutely stealing that phrase from now on.