the current state of superheroes

as much as i love movies about teenagers i love movies about superheroes. i haven’t figured out exactly what the connection is between the two, but there’s definitely something similar about characters that experience everything in extreme.

last night i watched blood and chocolate and realized something that i’d already noticed happening in casino royale: the application of parkour into the “superhero’s” arsenal of moves. the weird thing about this is that parkour (also known as free running) is not something that was created using any kind of special effects–well, at least not the digital kind of special effects, anyway. it’s a totally real philosophy of movement that hollywood is starting to use to define a larger-than-life character. in blood and chocolate it was particularly appropriate, since the characters are werewolves, though in casino royale it’s definitely done on a much more intense scale. either way, it verges so close to magic that it’s hard to believe it’s something that evolved and can exist entirely outside of an action sequence choreography.

in fact, what’s really interesting is that after movies like the matrix and crouching tiger/hidden dragon and hero all acclimated us to this kind of movement being a wholly fabricated, cgi, bungee-harnessed, soundstage fairy tale, it’s now getting applied back into movies in a way that presents it as completely within the scope of biological human achievement as it is in real life. stunning not for man’s rule over pixels, but for the sense of his mastery over the laws of physics and physicality themselves.

it’s a peculiar cycle of life imitating art imitating life. the original superhero access to the realm beyond the physically-possible was through kung fu. and undoubtedly there’s an influence of the martial arts movie legacy in the genetic structure of parkour–after all, the artform is based on martial arts. so in the same way that fashion trends influence fashion trends, do movement trends influence movement trends? just how far can we stretch the canvas of our physical bodies once given the creative inspiration of a new possibility? and mind-over-matter stylie, could the unprecedented access to witnessing exponential evolutions in motion actually take us to places we could not have gone before?


some real-life superhero tour guides:

belle:

elsewhere:

brice (cuz we need a wonderwoman up in this piece):

krump comes as a team rather than solitary heroes (like the fantastic four):

sidenote: i just heard that a coupla free runners up from santa barbara are coming down to audition for lucent dossier today!! damn–how rad would that be?!

    



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more skin.graft fabulousness

(this one is a collaboration which includes original art by darrah danielle in the design)

(guys – hottest. jacket. fucking. EVER!)

…photos by tinydragonproductions.com

    



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today’s awesome ad award goes to:

found in Pride Magazine (my friend brought it back after going up to s.f. last weekend to dj at the gay pride parade)

 

this needs no explanation. it’s just awesome.

    



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we reserve the right to refuse service to marginal subcultures

even funnier on the heels of the post about the nature of subconscious cultural aesthetic values, is this bit from ikea perfectly exemplifying what i like to call a “lifestyle slur“:

“Brightens up your grad’s dorm. Unlike a creepy gothic roommate, who can be a bad influence.”

….. all it takes to ward off the influence of bad poetry and clove cravings is funky colored scandinavian pillows?

this is amazing! djarum isn’t gonna know what hit it.

really, ikea! what are you thinking? even the goth students need cute pre-fab dorm room furniture, and instead of trying to figure out how you can get in on that sort of demand (hint: modified decor color palette) you deliberately hang a “no blacks” sign in your ad?

now you’ve gone and done it, ikea. there’s apparently already a tempest brewing in the goth online teacup, with folks sending out emails to their community mailing lists and including the contact info for ikea’s customer relations and social responsibility contacts. (maybe this could be a useful political activism strategy? just tie policy into lifestyle as opposed to social justice and people will get all caring about your shit and everything?)

anyway, ikea, let this be a lesson to you:

you don’t have to agree to EVERY snarky idea some hipster jr. advertising associate pulls out of his butt.

    



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(i promise i’ll get back to watering those “marketing” tags soon)

i mean, i have to…. otherwise, how are they ever supposed to grow?

but i just had such a horrifyingly depressing day at the doctor’s office, i can’t help this post.

first, there was the june 07 vanity fair that was chillin in the waiting room, all innocuous-like with bruce willis on the cover doing something totally ridiculous, that accosted me with THIS article:

The British jihadist. How did a nation move from cricket and fish-and-chips to burkas and shoe-bombers in a single generation?

…like imagine what would happen if the trend of radical fundamentalism slapped tolerance across the face with a glove, and then two trends went about having a proper british-style duel–and the article ends before you find you who’s going to win. (but why do you get the feeling it’s not who you’d prefer?)

followed by the woman in the too-tight paper lab-coat drawing my blood going off, apropos of nothing, about how being gay is a choice. but she didn’t mean it in the good kind of “identity expression” sort of choice. no. she meant it in the bad kind of “no, it ain’t genetic” kind of choice. it’s just a “craving,” she said. “like for candy.” (she didn’t mean THAT in a good way either).

why do i get the feeling she would have sided with obesity being a genetic predisposition tho?

anyone else feel like it’s…oh… COMPLETELY inappropriate for someone who works in the blood testing industry to be doing this kind of preachin?

 

 

    



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