sell music on ANYTHING!

it used to be that the only way to sell music was on completely useless crap. like weird tape, or dumb plastic discs, or even clunkier vinyl discs. whatever it was, it was something that served absolutely no other utilitarian or aesthetic purpose than simply to host music. then, of course, digital media came along and liberated music from this contrived confinement, and everyone (not employed by a record label) was overjoyed that now you no longer had to sell music on SOMETHING. but i think the really cool part of this liberation from the tape and discs is that now you can sell music on ANYTHING.

dropcards has the right idea, to start:

1. Upload:
Sign up for a Dropcards account and upload your digital media. Create a Dropcards profile or place a redemption widget right on your own website.
2. Design:
Upload your card artwork and we’ll print and ship you high quality plastic download cards with a unique Access Code on the back along with the URL where the card holder can redeem the card.
3. Distribute:
Sell or distribute your cards! The card holder will log on to your website and enter their card’s Access Code to download your media successfully bridging the gap between the physical and digital world.

and while this option is super primed to take full advantage of physical-world impulse buy potential, ultimately it’s still just selling music on an otherwise pretty much useless piece of plastic.

so then, just this week in fact, dropcards introduced “dropdrives”:

Committed to finding creative physical solutions to the distribution of digital media, Dropcards, the leader in digital download cards is proud to introduce our new line of custom branded and pre-loaded high speed USB drives.

Dropdrives can be imprinted with any artist or company logo and pre-loaded with music, video, anything! We are rolling out our new line with twelve different shapes, 64mb up to 2GB of storage space and cool options such as auto-run and data lock with many more features to come.”

definitely much more useful, and would be way cool, had i not already seen a way WAY cooler application of the concept:

 

Illuminated 1GB Crystal Key

USB 2.0 Flash Drive

  • Move, share and store your music, videos and files
  • High Speed, USB 2.0 connection
  • Wearable, comes with leather necklace cord
  • Glows when you plug it in

Pre-loaded with :

Chapter 01

and while we’ve all got our “finding creative physical solutions to the distribution of digital media” hats on, the LA Times reports that Taser has come up with THIS accompanying fashion accessory:

Play your favorite songs while on the go, with this combination TASER C2 Holster and easy-to-use music player. Carry your TASER C2 and music in one convenient case. The 1 GB TASER MPH Holster offers you both security and music while on the go.

ooooookay….. well, while “mixing music with security” is super sketch, at least it illustrates my point: you can now sell music on ANYTHING!

it doesn’t even have to be on technology. dropcards happens to offer the option of slapping that access code onto a plastic card, but… we can put number sequences on pretty much anything:

My barcode

if you’re a musician i’d say it might be time to reconsider your whole concept of “merch.”

and if you’re a brand i’d say you just developed the opportunity to become a distributor of digital content. of course, i trust you’re not thinking about it as an additional revenue source, right? but as a way to add credibility to your brand by connecting your consumers with their favorite artists? good thinkin’.

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today’s awesome ad award goes to:

 

…AOL news? yeah. apparently. way to make an ad that speaks to a demographic that’s been writing you off for a minute.

 

thanks (ariel)

    



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quantum marketing

i’ll admit right now that this is not what i ought to be writing about.

i’ve been travelling for more of the past month than i’ve been at home, and just coming up with things to write about that i had no time to follow through on. so now that i’ve finally gotten to shower in my own shower, and sleep in my own bed, and the chance to unwind, there’s really so much else that i’d like to write about other than this.

like…. i’d like to give the ad age article, “Dove Viral Draws Heat From Critics” the “STOP SAYING THE WORD VIRAL!” award.

while i’m at it, i’d like to write about how “cool-hunting” ought to be stopped too. and not the thing where brands support emerging artists and underground communities to develop relevant, authentic consumer relationships, but that whole ridiculous concept that “cool” can exist out of context, like some kind creme to be skimmed off the top of one homogenized, pasteurized mass culture.

i’d like to write a post each for like a dozen different sound-bytes that come out of alex bogusky’s mouth during the course of these interviews: 1 + 2 (it’s like a full semester of jedi grad school in the course of an hour.) i’d like to thank john drake for turning me on the existence of these videos–thanks john!

i’d like to write alex bogusky an email asking if it’s by choice or by chance that he doesn’t have a wikipedia entry to hyperlink his name to. (altho i could maybe think of a couple of other questions i’d like to ask too.)

instead what i’m writing about now is NONE of that. i’m writing about the funniest thing i saw yesterday, which happens to have been on a party flyer:

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“$15 at the door. 30 in costume. leave the playa in nevada.”

since apparel is one of the easiest mediums through which to fulfil burningman’s “radical self expression” tenet, it’s been a big deal among parties in the burningman scene to encourage attendees to dress up. for years party flyers have advertised that if you were down with costumery you’d get a discount, and if you arrived in “street clothes” you’d have to pay an exacerbated fee at the door. “playa” by the way, is the term used to refer to the dried up lake-bed in the nevada desert on which burningman is held.

the initial idea in encouraging “playa-wear,” i suppose, was about developing a certain immersive atmosphere at the events. it’s kind of like if you’re into society for creative anachronism type stuff, where you recreate medieval battles on the weekend or whatever, then it kind of kills the whole point if people don’t show up wearing period garb, wandering onto the battlefield in track suits or something. the (re)creation of that other time and place is what everyone is there for, and it only works if everyone participates in the process.

of course burningman, like any other subculture, has its own dress codes and aesthetic mores, and after a while what all those flyers were actually saying was that the admission was $15 higher if you weren’t wearing the UNIFORM rather than if you weren’t wearing a “costume.” to people that didn’t get the memo about what the burningman uniform is supposed to consist of, or for whom costumery is not really their mode of expression, the insistent empahsis on it is incredibly alienating, and to people that aren’t interested in uniforms in general (or this one in particular), it’s pretty frustrating.

the joke on this flyer is that it’s turned the whole thing around, and even come up with a brilliantly catchy slogan for the resistance.

which, of course, reminds me of something alex bogusky talked about in that interview….

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(oh, if you’d watched those videos you’d know there’s no way i could just spend a whole post not talking about anything he says in there.)

so at one point he talks about this mini cooper campaign that cpb did for the car’s US launch. they bought a bunch of billboards announcing, “the suv backlash officially starts now.”

except that this was 2002, this was pre-inconvenient truth, and there WAS no SUV backlash. they needed it in order to have a way to market a small car for being exactly what it was, a small car, so they created it!

and the crazy part is that then it became real!

whether it was sheer luck, or intense prescience, or some kind of more formal consumer insight investigation, that the message worked–and by “worked” i mean, that it really DID herald the start of the SUV backlash in addition to making mini coopers sell–is because there was indeed an anti gass-guzzler movement brewing. before al gore pushed “green” over the tipping point, however, even a relatively small message like this could speak for an audience that was ready for the backlash to start.

in the interview alex mentions that advertising, and, hey, lets be real, ad agencies, have the capacity to influence pop culture through brands. or…. wait, is it brands have the capacity to influence pop culture through advertising? or is it through ad agencies? well, whichever way it is, the bottom line is that the most powerful influence comes from the capacity to articulate something that is already brewing below the surface. it’s like how quantum particles can be affected through simply being observed, so pop culture movements can be influenced by being given expression…..

wow:

“quantum marketing.” (there’s a concept).

perhaps that flyer for the party on friday will herald the start of the costume-mandate backlash? i’ve been repeating “leave the playa in nevada” to everyone since i saw it. the wait for a clever slogan officially ends now (thanks, mike).

    



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stop saying the word “viral”

seriously, just stop.

it’s not cute, it’s not hip, it’s not clever, it just makes you sound antiquated. this is not the 90’s and there IS no more viral. it’s over. deal with it.

“and then we’ll just use a viral blahblahblahblahblah”

i’m sorry, what did you say?

“yes, i said, ‘and then we’ll just use that thing that’s gonna make all our stock go up.'”

uhhmm….

“i said, ‘and then we’ll just use the magic love potion that’ll make people fall in love.'”

wait… what?

“i said, ‘and then we’ll just use that thing that’s gonna do something we have no way of controlling, but i’m gonna say it like we can anyway.”

it sounds like nails dragging across some absurd chalkboard.

all there is is content, expression, and tools. there’s compelling, relevant content, content which says something about me, whether it’s my sense of humor, or my political leanings, or my musical taste, whatever. content that’s gonna express something about who i am to the people i share it with, and that i think they too will appreciate. and there are the tools to facilitate that sharing, (use your imagination…please).

that’s it.

there is no “viral” thing in that equation ANYWHERE. i know it would make your job or worldview or whatever easier if there was, but that’s no excuse. the sun does not revolve around the earth. deal with it.

viral is like the new clothes of the online marketing emperor.

do you even know what you’re saying when you say it?

cuz it doesn’t exist.

it’s actually gotten to the point now where–and i swear, i’m not making this up, but–ANY kind of online content that COULD, potentially, be shared, that is simply share-able is now being referred to as “viral.”

“we’ll just use a viral email,” “a viral widget,” “viral banner”–the entire internet is evidently just a giant contaminated pitri dish of “viral content.” the word is so absurdly misused that it’s completely lost any meaning whatsoever. its utterance isn’t even an incorrect usage anymore, it’s simply just gobbledygook nonsense.

like market forces and falling in love “viral” is a phenomenon. using the word like you think it refers to a type of content (i.e. “viral video”), or a marketing strategy (i.e. “making it go viral”) doesn’t give you cred. to anyone that’s actually willing to confront the inevitable complexity of what’s entailed in designing and encouraging what is essentially just effective word of mouth, saying “viral” just makes you sound out of touch and ridiculous!

so stop saying it.

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values-driven consumerism

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just found this photo in the icecreamman.com archives.

    



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